True story. Mark sleeps with the same night mask. -Alex “Tells no lies” Mostly I’m being polite when you want to be “twinsies.” I am glad you stopped asking me to wear the same jammies too. -Mark “Prefers to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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We’ll be selling Dr Entropy’s Bodacious Beard Balm in the shop for those of you who need a little help. We are not responsible for anything you might grow on your palms, accidentally get in your eyes or any other […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wonder what he’s putting in the tea to make it splat? -Alex “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot” She’s a villain and her beverages are prepared accordingly. Probably the blood of comic book letterers. Although, it is possible it is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes when you’re given an invitation to dinner, you should check if you’re a guest or the main course. -Alex “It’s a cookbook!” I completely forgot about this Simpson’s episode until this morning. Still makes me laugh. Happy Thanksgiving […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
