I’m looking out the window today at what is supposed to be the Snowpocolypse, but is just actually rain and can’t help but laugh. The state has closed all schools, non essential functions, the three ring circus, and all petty excuses for officers. Oh well, so long as I don’t have to shovel, I’m happy.

-Mark “Sweet Summer Child”


It’s not Christmas, but this still brings a smile to my cold, black heart.

– Alex “Better Hair than Uncle Lewis”