I’ve always thought this Hallmark created holiday comes at the worst time. It’s bloody cold and dark this time of year. Great for those of us who have the option of going back to bed and snuggling with a sweetheart, but crappy for everyone else.

With that in mind, we picture Captain Righteous loveless and depressed at Valentine’s Day. What better time than now to Hasselhoff himself?

Anyway, Happy Commercial Love Day to all of you. Enjoy the overpriced chocolates and champagne.

-Mark

 

Hasselhoff himself? C’mon Mark, can we at least keep this comic PG-13!┬áIt’s bad enough were getting flagged on Facebook and Reddit for that Dr. Entropy fiasco!

– Alex “The Broken Moral Compass”

 

I guess you can offend some of the people, some of the time…

-Mark