It seems only fitting to me that Dr. Entropy would try to return Sebastian to the North Pole after Christmas, regardless if he was actually gifted to her or not. I guess he’s lucky she isn’t sending him back in multiple boxes or in a crate to Abu Dhabi with Nermal.

Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and enjoys a happy new year in 2018!
-Mark “Santa’s Worst Elf”


I always wondered if Santa had any process in place if a kid was ever unhappy with a gift or if he provided any sort of warranty.

-Alex “Dissatisfied Gift Recipient”