Seriously, I have no idea how you ladies can stand us. I can only imagine the horror a woman would feel at being trapped in a man’s body. I have to assume our olfactory senses are severely dulled just to put up with ourselves. Don’t feel like you need to confirm any of this though, my ignorance is quite blissful.

-Mark “Totally showered in the last week or so”


I guess I’m happy we haven’t gone full Freaky Friday and had them go to high school.

-Alex “Would never switch with Judge Reinhold”