I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
That’s right, and now we bring you cannibalism! Is there anything we won’t do for you loyal readers here at Damn Heroes?!?!? Well, frankly yes, but I assure you it is only one thing and involves a corset, a length of garden hose and a full battery to a 1964 Dodge Dart Station Wagon. It is simply too horrible an act to speak, let alone put up on the safe confines of the Internet.
And so our brave Cluck continues his Odyssey in hopes of a to return to normalcy. I cannot guarantee a happy ending, but I assure you dear readers, an end is coming. Enjoy!
-Mark
BTW, I would have enjoyed watching Cluck shot out of a cannon holding glowing slime and eating poprocks too. Maybe we should have done that strip as well…
Dude, when was the Internet safe? Have you seen the insanity on certain web sites…like ours?
-Alex
Mental note, don’t be facetious around Alex.
-Mark
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