There’s a lot of demeaning things a super-villain of Dr. Entropy’s caliber can think of for a pint-sized pipsqueak like Sebastian. I think she’s being generous.

-Alex “The Dastardly Degenerate”


Eh, I was having an off day when I wrote it. In retrospect, trimming nostril and ear hairs might be more repulsive. You’re welcome for the visual.

-Mark “I can always make it worse”