It’s that time of year, where we’re obligated to buy sweets and flowers for the ones who tolerate us. Well, if you’re sweet on someone special, why not skip the tacky stuff that everyone else is doing, and pick up our Deadpool and Princess Peach T-Shirt! And make sure to take them out for some chimichangas!

-Alex “The Artist with the Arms”


Eh, I’ve had worse dates.

-Mark “Why Do They Always Throw Things At Me”