Yeah, yeah, Valentine’s Day has come and gone. Yes, we know you are probably just now waking up from your sugar hangover, looking at the holes in your silk undies and asking yourself, was it all worth it? Ever the haters, Alex and I affirm, no, it most certainly was not. Just thought we’d belabor the point a bit longer. Bet that $200 dinner tastes even worse the next day. Will any of us learn though? No, probably not.

-Mark “The Anti-Cupid”

Spoken like a truly happily married man…

-Alex “The Romantic”