In all fairness, this seems to be every warranty I’ve ever had, not just electronics. I’m still not sure how my toolbox melted after eating all the tools inside, but I assume gaining sentience was only a portion of the problem. Never leave your tools too close to an oil spill in your garage kids!

-Mark “Now where did I put that damned screwdriver. Oh, right.”


I’m just glad my iStylus didn’t explode like the last one.

-Alex “Singed but not sorry”