We’re unnoficially calling the dude in the first panel “Batmanuel” so my first thought was to write his lines in Spanish. After some thought, it lost a bit in the rhyming, and I think that would have made Mark cranky(er).

Works well for the title, right?

-Alex “El Hombre Malo”


I’m just happy you took a moment to think. Clearly a red letter day on the calendar.

Mark “Los Cerebros de la Operacion”