Damn Heroes

Sadder than a discount Valentine

I don’t see the problem. Half price chocolates are just as good at half the price. I don’t know why my wife complains when I get her Valentine’s chocolates on February 20th.

– Alex “Savings are greater than love”

 

In her defense, it’s probably the wilted flowers that you bring home more than the stale chocolates. Cheapskate.

-Mark “Prefers to celebrate with bubbly”

 

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