I have no idea where this one came from. Spite? The inability to walk through NYC without being accosted by people selling their CDs (yes, CDs still exist. Somehow.)? A hard look at ourselves in the mirror? True story, we were once told we’d sell more products if we took off the kabuki masks. Wish we were wearing them.

Anyway, I love title. A decade later, I still hate the movie though. And that damn song that went with it. Go ahead, see if you don’t hum it for the rest of the day now. You’re welcome. And why the hell are you still reading this? Buy a tee shirt from our shop or something, would ya?

-Mark “My fart will smell on”