I ripped the tag off of my mattress. Now I’ll never be able to return it…

On an unrelated note, we are only one week away from NYCC! Our favorite show of the year is a mere 8 days away! Hope you come visit us at the Wayward Raven booth, table 1544. See you there!

-Mark “Buys extended warranty, immediately voids it”

We’ve been found out. This whole comic strip series, for the past 9 years, has been leading up to asking everyone about their extended warranty.
-Alex “Accepts Visa Gift Cards”