We’re normally very polite to people who pitch us, even if the idea isn’t too great. However, one time at a comic convention, we had someone pitch us an idea for a comic that was awful, we just had to stop listening and stare at the dude until he left. We were left so dumbstruck that we didn’t know how to process words any further.

Without going into any details, let’s just say this pitch might have gotten us removed from any further comic conventions, or might had people with pitchforks and torches waiting for us at venues.

-Alex “Still hasn’t recovered”

Thanks a lot, Alex! I had managed to completely wipe that from my memory and you had to go and drag it into the sunlight again. Well, back to electroshock therapy I go, I guess…

-Mark “Bzzzzzzttt, ouch!”