Some people will do anything to avoid doing the right thing. It never ceases to amaze me. -Mark “Where can I get a henchman for an extra write-off?” Do Henchmen depreciate in value over time, like a car? Asking for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was always more of a fan of The Goodfeathers.-Alex “Wants to perch on Scorsese’s head” At least we didn’t do some kind of “go for” joke. Oops. Damn it! -Mark “Isn’t very pun-ny”
I thought this title was about my stocks. Boy, am I disappointed. -Mark “Mooning over the market” “If I had a dollar for every time I’ve faked my own death to get out of a conversation…”-Bruce Wayne “Not Alex”
“Saying ‘Death and Taxes’ implies you have a choice”-Alex “The Cynic” Ahem. Go ahead, prove me wrong. -Mark “At least there’s still one”
