A Snowballs Chance?
Happy Day After Halloween – time to clean up wrappers and smashed pumpkin guts off the lawn and start buying things for Christmas! Ugh, I’m going back to bed. Wake me up in January.
-Mark “Grinch-in-Training”
When I start seeing Christmas decorations up in October, I want to just start tossing eggs and lighting things on fire.
-Alex “Do not tread on my Samhain”
Easy, Lee Harvey…
-Mark “Hiding all the matches and lighters”
