I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
I got up at 4:30 AM this morning. This is my life right now.
Mark “Shhhhhhhh”
I personally can’t start my day without a hoggle of coffee
-Alex “Wouldn’t have spent that year in college, if it wasn’t for his horse”
I said “Shhhhh!”
Mark “Shhhhhhh”