With all the doomsday plots and evil schemes a villain can hatch, the worst thing a supervillain can do is marry your aunt! Comics are riddled with hair-brained schemes that could only come from the demented mind of a sociopath writer. Maybe that’s something I should bring up on in my Beginner’s Guide to Comics?

-Alex

Hey, don’t you slander the good name of us sociopaths by calling us writers! Sheesh.

-Mark