I Said Good Day Sir!
Villainous schemes do not always go as planned, especially if it has been awhile. They probably should have used Subterfugeon (patent pending). Next time, just take one little pill 30 minutes before plotting and all your evil intrigues will be seamless. No more under-performing minions or lousy kids!
Subterfugeon can cause feelings of euphoria, diarrhea and in rare cases, good will towards humankind. Confer with your nearest mad scientist before taking Subterfugeon. For conspiracies lasting longer than four hours, immediately consult your witch doctor.
-Mark “Dr. Feelgood”
In this week’s Damn Heroes strip we show the aftermath of messing with the wrong Girl Scout troop. And now I want more thin mints…
-Alex “Den Mother”
