Wake me up when December ends.
Seriously, can we keep the Christmas decorations in the closet until AFTER Black Friday?
-Alex “The Grumbug”
And no (insert name of car company here), I’m not buying an automobile for Christmas. For myself or anyone else. Now or ever. I hate your commercials, please desist.
Meh, I’ll be at Franquel’s.
-Mark “Beer me. Again. And Again.”
