As someone who has done online dating more than he’d like to admit, I can relate.

-Alex

 

Hmmm, I didn’t realize Wussium was a real element. Maybe it was the previous 44 answers that put him into that catagory. Oh well. BTW, I think being forced to go by Snugglebunny is hysterical. Alex, does this bear any similarity to your current eHarmony profile? (Ladies, I think he goes by the Greek word for olive bread.)

-Mark

 

You’re a diseased individual, Mark.

-Alex

 

I’ve been meaning to talk to your mom about that…

-Mark