To address the elephant in the room, no Alex didn’t shower after rolling around in horse pucky. And yes, those are woman slippers he is wearing. Size 7 if anyone wants to send him a new pair for his birthday[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m hoping someone at Apple reads this, gets the reference, and buys me an Apple Pencil. -Alex “Ready for Sponsorship” What, you didn’t like the pencil I jammed through that rotten apple for you? Man, some people are just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s true, the last time I was punished was a viewing of The Phantom Menace. The pod racing scene was caught in a loop. I’m just glad Mr. Lucas didn’t know about the lock-pick I keep in my boot for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was going to demand a papal hat of some kind, but that just felt like overkill. Plus, none of them are big enough to fit on my head. -Mark “Patron Saint of Misunderstood Puns” I feel like we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
