This strip is completely inaccurate. We both would have scrambled out for even one piece of bacon. And probably fought for it. We would never have even made it to the beer bribery.

-Mark “Crap, now I want bacon!”

I used to love making pillow and blanket forts, but I’d love to do something on the scale that was done in Community.
-Alex “Lord of Fort Fluffytown”