Damn Heroes

I distinctly asked for a unicorn! Meh, I’m going back to bed.

-Mark “Zzzzzzz”

We really suck at this whole, “keeping up with a schedule for nearly 9 years” thing
-Alex “Herding Feral Cats”

I’d say it is closer to herding feral sabertooth tigers on red bull and catnip, but the analogy has some merit.

-Mark “All out of Monster”