I think the real question here is New York or Chicago style pizza? Perhaps the little known, but still as delicious, stepson to New York style, New Haven style pizza. Thin crust or deep dish? And what were the toppings? A nice clams casino (bacon makes everything better) or maybe a refreshing Hawaiian? I refuse to believe the opposite generator just makes plain pie.

These are the types of questions that keep me up at night. Or maybe it was the pizza sampler pack. Anyway, hope you enjoy today’s strip!

-Mark

As a native New Yorker, I’m ashamed to admit I stay up at night craving Chicago style pizza.

-Alex