To address the elephant in the room, no Alex didn’t shower after rolling around in horse pucky. And yes, those are woman slippers he is wearing. Size 7 if anyone wants to send him a new pair for his birthday today. Go wish him a happy one on Twitter @asapountzis or on Facebook.

-Mark “Demander of the First Piece of Cake”

 

There’s only so much shame you can hide behind a lucidore mask.

– Alex “The Hellenic Mystery”